This is TOO Stupid to Believe!

Standardbred Mare, 16 hands, 14 years old, bay. Got her when she was little o,ver 2 years old. She had a very she is the short track life, I guess she didn't like to race. She rides western . She is a pretty good horse. She is friendly and lovable. Been on several trail rides, used to trailer excellent then one day flipped out and now I can't trailer her so I need to find her a home. I do not have the no how or the time and patients to fix this problem. She flips out and went down in the trailer. She goes into the trailer fine, it's when the trailer moves. She does kick if startled or running in field and if a horse runs up behind her on the trail . She is an easy keeper, eats only hay. I don't want her to go to the meat market. She is lovable and seems smart just needs the right person. She does come in heat often and you'll know. FREE to good home. email for pics She is the red one
This ad is a breeze to pick-apart!!
This "pretty good,crazy when she's in heat, kicking, red" mare can't be trailered.
How am I suppose to get this mare home?
The current owner has had this mare for 12 years, and has caused it to become an animal that only the meat-man would want!
Maybe I just don't have any "no how or patients" to figure this ad out!

2 for 1 Price What a Deal!

May 30, 2011
Mini-Mare 8 years old $150
You must take her companion jacob lamb as well. Pick up today.
She is due for spring shots and farrier. Her hooves grow very slow. She is not a kicker.
She needs someone who will spend more time. Kids were always able to groom.She is copper with flaxen mane and tail. Very small.

What happens to this duo if they are not picked up by May 30th?
Spend more time ==needs training
Kids were always able to groom.==What couldn't they do with this pony?

From Troy, NH

Looking for a pony mare.
10-11.2H ONLY. No larger, no smaller.
No older than 15. Priced no higher than $500.
Must be able to give lead line pony rides. Must be SAFE!!!
Experienced horse owners looking for a pony for our daughter. May also consider a small donkey jennet.

Email with details.
 WOW!! Talk about specific!! A pony meeting all of these specifications would probably sell for at least $2000.
Good luck to the person that placed this ad.

Mini Mother Mare Anyone?

Found on the NH Craigslist

3 mini horses. All appys, must sell soon.
2 stallions and 1 mare. $200 each.

Anyone want to take  bets on the mare's being pregnant?
Oh course, they want to sell soon--before they have 4 minis to get rid of!!!

Pushy Pet Pony

10 yr old bay, 11 hand, stocky pony gelding, sound, healthy. Has been a companion his whole life. Needs training by experienced person. Can be pushy so not for children. Must have references. Might make good driving pony.
Is it just the angle of the photo, or does this pony look like it might have laminitis?
 Not surprizing, considering its' weight?

Dirty/Messy $12000. Colt

I thought the price listed for this horse was a misprint, but I was mistaken. If you were selling a horse for this much money; actually any horse, wouldn't you at least clean it up? This 1 yr. old colt  should be sparkling clean, and at least posed nicely to show off its assetts. Maybe a video of it being led around, so we can see that the horse knows something!!  Its hooves even look like they need some attention. In the ad it reads "come see our Gypsy Farm"..  Oh, how I hate backyard breeders! Wonder if the owner makes a sale.

Old Pony Anyone?

Via email, not Craigslist.
"I have a pony (Sally) I'd like to find a home for. I have had her 10yrs, I saved her from Crowley's. She is a 30yr old mare. Doesn't bite/ kick/chew, really no bad habits. UTD on shots, regular deworming, teeth done yearly, trim every 8 wks. Only problems are she is blind in 1 eye and decreased vision in the other eye. She has Cushings and is on Pergolide(that I would consider providing). I would love to see her in a run-in on some pasture with a friend or more. She would rather have choice in or out. Very respectful of electric fence. Doesn't know much in regards to riding.  She is more of a gentle companion. Would take her back if it doesn't work out, a free lease kinda thing."
This ad doesn't Piss-Me-Off; it makes me sad.
This poor pony was "saved" from Crowleys, and now will probably end-up there again. The current owner seems to have taken very good care of Sally. Other than myself, I don't know who would take an old, blind, unridable pony with Cushings. From the description, I assume the pony goes "Whacky" in a stall. It is a cute pony though----